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Hello Caller.   
02:11am 05/01/2009
  Uh, so after a couple of days spent ringing in the New Years with some fine Courvoithier and some even finer ladies, I am back, friends.

And I am wondering, what are some of your resolutions, of course all the naughty ones and even those not so naughty.

Thanks for sharing!

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Hello Caller.   
02:11pm 02/01/2009
  Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas this year?
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Hello Caller.   
02:31am 16/10/2008
 
mood: sexy
How have all of my sexy friends been?
Let Leon know!
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Oh yeah baby, that's real nice!   
04:27am 11/10/2005
 
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

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Sex God

80%

A Romantic

68%

A Slave To BDSM

60%

Virgin

40%

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Hello Caller.   
02:50am 12/04/2004
 
mood: horny
Tho, who wanth to hop on down my bunny trail, if you know what I'm talking about?		  
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Hello Caller.   
02:57am 31/03/2004
 
mood: horny

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You Should Wear Nothing!
NOTHING?!?!?! There are no limits or boundaries for you. No pants, no clothes, whatever. But, hey, if you're going to get arrested, this is definitely the way to go.
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No Pants Day is May 7th, 2004. To find out more about No Pants Day, visit

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Hello Caller.   
07:17pm 12/03/2004
 
mood: horny
Tho, I have theen loth of people do thith, and I thought I would too.

Here we go!

(_) I'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK Ooooh, Courvoithier.
(_) I'VE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX They call me Thweet Lipth.
(x) I'VE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX Now thath dithguthting.
(_) I'VE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR My "friend" wath dithtracting me.
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN But I have had Japanethe, if you know what I mean.
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX Well, not thinthe I began thith quizth.
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I'VE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(_) I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME Doeth that mean with 3 ladieth?
(x) I'VE NEVER SNEAKED OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) The ladieth like my handth free.
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING Whath that?
(x) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX Thath real dithturbing!
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED Only if being too fine ith a crime!
(_) I'VE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE Yeth, I onthe vithited a Ladies' School for the Blind. They are good with their handth, let me tell you.
(_) I'VE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I'VE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I'VE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE Whath that all about?
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE At whothe offithe?
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(_) I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(_) I'VE NEVER POSED NUDE
(x) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM Mr.Courvoithier did though.
(_) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS
(_) I NEVER DATED MY ROOMMATE
(_) I NEVER HAVE HITCH-HIKED
(_) I NEVER DATED MY BEST FRIENDS EX
(x) I'VE NEVER PIERCED MYSELF FOR A SEXUAL REASON Yeah, thath dithturbing... on a guy.		  
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Hello Caller.   
02:06am 24/02/2004
 
mood: horny
Wow, thath pretty wild, I wath jutht thwitching through the channelth, and I thee thith thkank that I picked up at the Chicago buth thtathion one time thinging and running around in a dreth.

What a cointhidenthe!!!

No, she really wathn't all that good in the bed. I gave it my betht, though.		  
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Hello Caller.   
12:31am 24/02/2004
 
mood: horny
HASH(0x8766b0c)
You think you're hot. You enjoy being sexy and
gorgeous, even though you might not be so great
looking. But that's not the point, is it?


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Do you think I'm thexthy, baby??		  
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Hello Caller.   
04:10am 22/02/2004
 
mood: horny
Tho... Ladieth... what do you think you can do... or reveal to me, that will turn me on???

Pleathe potht your ideath here. That would be real real good.		  
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Hello Caller.   
06:50pm 19/02/2004
 
mood: horny
Yeth, uhhhhh, tho, I am thtill waiting on Valentineth gifth from a lot of you. Pleathe let me know what you are getting me. That would be real real good.		  
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Hello Caller.   
04:34am 31/01/2004
 
mood: horny
How many people have a crush on leon_phelps?
The below numbers indicate what sorta crushes people on leon_phelps's friends list have on her/him, as taken from the results of the original LJ Secret Crush Meme.
5.25 friends have a Secret Crush on leon_phelps. This is 1.25 more than in October, 2003. This is greatly above average compared to other users.

10.75 friends have a Public Crush on leon_phelps. This is 3.25 more than in October, 2003. This is greatly above average compared to other users.

1 friend has an Ex-Crush on leon_phelps. This is 0 more than in October, 2003. This is slightly above average compared to other users.
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I know thome of you ladieth are holding out on me!!		  
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Hello Caller.   
03:51am 31/01/2004
 
mood: horny
Yeth, tho, if any of you fine fine people are on Yahoo right now, you thould really drop me a line at Leon_Ladiesman, cuz that would be real real good.		  
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Hello Caller.   
02:49am 19/01/2004
 
mood: horny
Yeth, I know that ith rare, but for onthe I am not in the armth of a thexthy thexthy lady or raiding a liquor cabinet for thome Courvoithier.

Tho, pleathe, drop me a thweet line, ladieth.

You definitely won't be dithappointed.		  
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Hello Caller.   
01:00am 14/01/2004
 
mood: horny
Well, it theemth that I have become a minor thelebrity in the land of Live Journal.

One of my favorite catch phratheth hath been apparently banned from being uthed in a community: and I quote:

2) "nice ass", "O ith a lady", "you are so hawt!" and other such comments will be removed from posts. The commentor will receive one warning to refrain from doing it again. If you persist with such comments, you will be removed from the community and banned. Consider this your warning.

I am jutht dithturbed that I did not make rule #1.

Well, altho the fact that thethe people cannot underthtand that I am commenting on the beauty of the female body ith altho very dithturbing.

I really don't thee the thimilarity in "nice ass", "you are so hawt!" and my commenth. But, you know, thome people are on a power trip or thomething. Ith not my fault their pantieth are too tight.		  
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Hello Caller.   
05:19am 10/01/2004
 
mood: horny
Tho, who ith ready to give Leon thome acthion, if you know what I'm talking about?		  
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Hello Caller.   
04:37am 05/01/2004
 
mood: horny
Yeth, uhhhh, well, I have attempted to add everyone, ethpethially the fine ladieth that are going to thow me their fine thelveth, to my friendth litht.

If I have overlooked you, pleathe let me know, and if you're a fine, unthavory thkank, pleath thend me thome pictureth of your fineneth, if you know what I'm talking about. That would be real good!!		  
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Hello Caller.   
01:39am 27/11/2003
 
mood: horny
Happy Thankthgiving, everyone, or thould I thay Thkankthgiving???

Tho, which of you ladieth would like an exthtra helping of Leon's thtuffing, if you know what I'm talking about??		  
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Hello Caller.   
10:30pm 14/10/2003
 
mood: horny
Who has a crush on leon_phelps?
The below numbers indicate what sorta crushes leon_phelps's friends have on him, as taken from the results of the original LJ Secret Crush Meme.
Questions? Please read the FAQ.


4 people have a Secret Crush on leon_phelps.
7.5 people have a Public Crush on leon_phelps.
1 people have an Ex-Crush on leon_phelps.


How many people have a crush on you?


Tho, feth up, ladieth.		  
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Hello Caller.   
06:43pm 14/10/2003
 
mood: horny
Yeth, uhhhh, well, I thaw thith in [info]brandonbaker's journal and thought it wath pretty interethting.

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

And then of courthe, thereth thith:

Ur moma's boot is stuck up ur ass. That's why ur so
rude and normal and snobby and spoiled and
bratt. Bitch, ur fuckin stupid if u haven't
figured out the cure yet. U simply get someone
to pull the fuckin boot out. If u can't do it
then I will..... but it's gonna cost ya.


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